I am such an idiot.

A complete and utter moron.

And now my stupidity has totally screwed me over.

Last night after class I grabbed my Race and the Law book (as I usually do) and headed out. I forgot that there wasn't book reading for tomorrow. It's a huge ass handout that needs to be read. And I don't think there's any way I can get all of the reading done before class. The school opens at 7am and my first class is at 10am. So that will give me three hours to read. No way is that enough time. I am so fucked.

And that's not all. I also forgot my packet for my opening statement and my trial practice notebook. Can you believe it? I wanted to work on my opening statement today and get at least half of it done because I'm going to need all of this weekend to memorize it and practice it.

How could this have happened? Granted, I was tired after a 15 hour day at school, but still - how could I have forgotten /everything/ I needed to bring home with me?

I am so fucked. The Professor in Race and the Law deducts points from your grade if you're not prepared. I can't afford to have that happen. I need to keep an 81 or above in all my classes for my GPA. And I'm going to have to work so much harder now to get my opening statement done. I'll be lucky to get any sleep between Thursday and Monday.

I'd ask to be shot, but no one ever listens to me.

And now for something /really/ disturbing.

You Have a Clean Ass!

Mmmm, your ass smells good!
Because you wash it as you should.
And your lovers never mope -
When you bend over to get the soap.

What Ass Do *You* Have??