*shudders* I looked outside on my balcony today because I noticed something weird outside. We get all kinds of critters on our balcony (squirrels, chipmunks, birds, possums, rats, etc.) but nothing this weird has shown up until today. At first glance, I thought there was a small crab on the balcony. It was orange/red and looked like a crab. When it scuttled up a wall I realized that it might not be a crab. It was a spider. A HUGE spider. When the squirrel came to eat the corn it dropped down on it and the squirrel ran around screaming. Once it had knocked the crab-like spider off, it took off and didn't come back for the rest of the day (can you blame it?). The crab-spider-mutant thing then climbed back up the wall.

The minute Rob got home I sent him outside to check it out since he's all brave and not afraid of things like spiders. He thought I was kidding when I told him it looked like a crab. I wasn't. It was probably a little bigger than a silver dollar and an orange/red color - he agreed that it looked like a crab.

His first attempt to kill it failed. I've found out that one of the best ways to kill a spider is by using hairspray. They have little hairs all over their body and it will freeze them in place. Rob used an assload and this thing kept on scuttling around. He had to hit it with a broom handle nine times before killing it. I am so creeped out right now.

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Sexy
What Should Your Anime Power Be?

A flutter of the eyelashes, a sway of the hips, a twinkle in the smile, or a muscular physique.
Your power is simply being sexy.
You can get what you want with little effort.
Kinda rude, but hey...manipulation can pay off.

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Heh - I don't think so. I so WISH, but this is not accurate.