The quote board is filled to capacity and then some. Time to post them on here and wipe the board clean! These quotes come from a variety of people:

"You know, I think I like my dick the way it is." -- Rob when discussing circumcision.

"Nobody goes to town on MY ass." -- Rob

"You're the only one with nipple hair in this relationship sweetie." -- Me

"It'll hurt if I swallow!" -- Rob

"I'll just plug the cat onto my nipple and let her milk away." -- Rob

"Keep it outta there sweetie..." -- Berek to Pita

"Chestnuts!!!" -- Pita when coining a new term for a man's chest/pecs/boobs

"Man-berries." -- Carrie when coining a new term for testicles

"Mangina!!!" -- Me when coining a new term for a man's butt

"Mmmmm, dutch ovening the cat!" -- Rob

"Give me my dung!" -- Me

"Don't shove that in my mouth!" -- Me

"You know it's bad when you can't fart without hurting yourself." -- Berek