You know you want it. You know you need it. You know you crave it. More Rob quotes! Yes, that's right, all of the quotes below (with the exception of one response to one of the quotes) are straight from Rob.

"It's like a gem, only with more balls."

"I don't want to drink pee pee!"

"Sometimes birthday cake requires anal rape."

"Sometimes business was slow and sometimes a guy just wanted his dick sucked."

"Yeah, I sucked dick for five dollars."

"You cannot kill a man with an orange to the nuts."
Berek's response: "Yes you can!"

"Mmmmm, gas feels good."

"Uhhhhh, gas doesn't feel so good anymore."

"It really doesn't matter when you're being ass-hammered by an Abyssal."

"I got staked in the sphincter!"