The quote board is not even half full, but due to the fact that I need to erase all of the quotes on it (I don't want the cat sitter scared off by what's written on it) I'm posting quotes today.

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"I'm on fire. It gets hot in my pants." -- Rob

"You cannot tape a flail to a turtle." -- Rob

"May I oil you up and put you in a loincloth?" -- Me

"I'm going to put the dong, the fantasy cock, and the glow in the dark jelly vibe next to the Hillary Clinton book." -- Rob

"My sweetie loves my hairy balls!" -- Berek