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It's quote time! Yes Shannon, you were right... Rob has been spouting off more rather interesting quotes. The quote board is full and now is an excellent time to post them because I really have nothing interesting happening to me right now. Just staying around the house being sick. So, without further ado - quotes from Rob (and others too)!
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"Sydney, please stop taking my spaghetti." -- Rob, as Sydney kept dragging pieces of spaghetti across the living room.
"What can I say? I like it when you scream." -- Rob
"Rob, stop lactating." -- Berek to Rob as Rob was lactating through his shirt at D&D. Okay, maybe not. But the image is funny, right? Yes, the quote is real. We were discussing Rob's need to be milked otherwise he gets ornery.
"This is the part of my life where I try to sleep and all my out-holes get bigger." -- Rob
"I am going to cram myself into my own dick-hole." -- Rob
"Oh, hey, look! He's making the 'I'm going to bust a nut' face!!!" -- Rob, while watching the violently mediocre live action version of La Blue Girl.
"Boy, is that woman lumpy!" -- Rob, at the sight of a rather lumpy woman in an infomercial.
"Hey, Hilary Duff has a nice cooch." -- Rob, while seeing a rather large picture of Hilary Duff (from her navel to the top of her thighs only) put on a movie screen while we were waiting for a movie to start.
"Okay, maybe I peed on you a little." -- Rob, after I wondered why my leg was wet.
"You're going to eat cock and like it baby!" -- Me, telling Rob that he would have to eat the cock shaped cupcakes (complete with chocolate frosting pubes and blue frosting veins) that Pita was going to make for the D&D group.
"I think my nuts went into torpor." -- Rob, after our 16 and a half pound cat Amber pounced on his groin.
"Do you want me to wipe your ass? I can be very tender." -- Rob, nicely (but oh so creepily) offering to help me out when I mentioned my ass hurt from rampant diarrhea.
"You named your familiar 'Boo Boo Kitty Fuck'?!?!?!?" -- Rob, while we were working on something for D&D.
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"Sydney, please stop taking my spaghetti." -- Rob, as Sydney kept dragging pieces of spaghetti across the living room.
"What can I say? I like it when you scream." -- Rob
"Rob, stop lactating." -- Berek to Rob as Rob was lactating through his shirt at D&D. Okay, maybe not. But the image is funny, right? Yes, the quote is real. We were discussing Rob's need to be milked otherwise he gets ornery.
"This is the part of my life where I try to sleep and all my out-holes get bigger." -- Rob
"I am going to cram myself into my own dick-hole." -- Rob
"Oh, hey, look! He's making the 'I'm going to bust a nut' face!!!" -- Rob, while watching the violently mediocre live action version of La Blue Girl.
"Boy, is that woman lumpy!" -- Rob, at the sight of a rather lumpy woman in an infomercial.
"Hey, Hilary Duff has a nice cooch." -- Rob, while seeing a rather large picture of Hilary Duff (from her navel to the top of her thighs only) put on a movie screen while we were waiting for a movie to start.
"Okay, maybe I peed on you a little." -- Rob, after I wondered why my leg was wet.
"You're going to eat cock and like it baby!" -- Me, telling Rob that he would have to eat the cock shaped cupcakes (complete with chocolate frosting pubes and blue frosting veins) that Pita was going to make for the D&D group.
"I think my nuts went into torpor." -- Rob, after our 16 and a half pound cat Amber pounced on his groin.
"Do you want me to wipe your ass? I can be very tender." -- Rob, nicely (but oh so creepily) offering to help me out when I mentioned my ass hurt from rampant diarrhea.
"You named your familiar 'Boo Boo Kitty Fuck'?!?!?!?" -- Rob, while we were working on something for D&D.
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