While I don't do the quote board anymore (it's broken and we have yet to buy a new one), I have had some rather odd acts of "wow" occur over the past few days. Thought I'd share.

- The other night I went to the bathroom (I've yet to see this supposed decrease in peeing that you get in your second trimester) and then went into the kitchen to grab some milk. Milk is the only thing I can drink at night that won't give me reflux. When I got back into bed Rob looked at me with his eyes open, but I had a feeling he was about to do one of his sleep talking things. I was right. The conversation went like this:
Sleeping Rob: Where were you?
Awake Me: I was thirsty and had some milk.
Sleeping Rob: And where exactly is this milk???
Awake Me: You don't know where we keep the milk?
Sleeping Rob. Of course I do. It's in... The Twilight Zone.
At this point Rob passes back out and starts snoring. Hrm, maybe the she-penis warped his fragile little mind?

- While dining at Buca I made a pit stop in the restroom and overheard a conversation between two girls that greatly disturbed me (and made me realize that we are so not raising our child in LA). One girl was around 9 and the other was around 15. The conversation went like this:
9 Year Old: I can't believe he forgot that today was our one week anniversary!
15 Year Old: No it's not, your one week will be on Sunday.
9 year Old: Nuh-uh, it's today. We started seeing each other a week ago today. Last Sunday is when we slept together.
Anyone else as disturbed by this as I am?

- While driving under the 101 underpass at Vineland I saw the strangest sight. There was a road cone thingy (base of a road cone, but instead of a cone it was a tall poll) that was dressed in clothing. It has on a button up shirt, a garbage bag tied on like a cape, and a wig. Too weird.

- I overheard another bizarro conversation while at the PetCo in Burbank with Rob. It was between the lady checking out behind me and the cashier.
Lady: We just found a frog in the desert and we want to keep it as a pet. Do you know what frogs eat?
Cashier: No. But I do know that frogs do eat!
Wow. Stupidity never ceases. I so wanted to look at her and let her know that if the frog didn't eat, it would be a corpse and not really much of a frog anymore.

I could have sworn there was one more bizarro thing that happened that I wanted to post about, but I can't rememver what it was. Oh well, if I do, I'll share.