Accent: None.

Booze: Wine on occasion.

Chore I Hate: Changing a huge poopy diaper.

Dog or Cat: Cats!

Essential Electronics: My computer and my iPod.

Favorite Cologne: On men I like Drakkar Noir. I currently wear Dream Angels: Heavenly by Victoria's Secret.

Gold or Silver: Gold.

Hometown: Chicago, Illinois.

Insomnia: I used to, but now that I'm sleep depped to the extreme I don't have much of a problem falling asleep anymore except on the rare occasion.

Job Title: Gabriel's Mom (hopefully attorney down the road when we move).

Kids: One, a two month old son named Poopchuck... er, I mean Gabriel.

Living arrangements: Two bedroom apartment with my husband, son, and two cats. We desperately need a bigger place.

Most admirable traits: In another person I admire courage, tenacity, and a wicked sense of humor. In myself I admire my intelligence and craziness.

Number of sexual partners: One.

Overnight hospital stays: I stayed in the hospital for five nights when I had Gabriel.

Phobias: Spiders, bugs, losing the ones I love, and clowns with chainsaws.

Quote: Squeaky?

Religion: I find religion to be a touchy subject among a lot of people and therefore don't make public declarations about what I believe in. If you know me, you probably know my beliefs.

Siblings: None.

Time I wake up: Usually anywhere between 7:15am (if Gabriel wakes up right when Rob leaves for work) to as late as 9:30am (if he sleeps and I am woken up by my alarm). The earlier times happen the most.

Unusual talent or skill: I can put my legs behind my head (I'm extremely flexible). I can also mimic the sound of a cat puking perfectly.

Vegetable I love: EGGPLANT!!!!!

Worst habit: Staying as far away from the telephone as is humanly possible (which annoys the hell out of Rob). This also means I rarely return phone calls and that's definitely a BAD habit.

X-rays: Too many to remember. I'm lucky I don't glow in the dark.

Yummy foods I make: You ask this like you assume I cook. Pshaw. Silly questionnaire.

Zodiac sign: Scorpio.