I had good reason to fear what the Poopchuck can do with his tiny little bottom yesterday. He didn't poop on Monday and I knew that would not bode well for me. The only bright side was that he did it before my shower.

Yesterday he pooped. And pooped. And pooped some more. Once again, Poopchuck was able to channel all the poop in the world into his diaper. His first poop was horrific. I had to change his outfit, change my outfit, and shower to get the poop stink off of me. He then kept on pooping. Two more times. All three times there were huge amounts of poop. He spent the day pooping so much that Rob even got to be on the receiving end of some of it. How something so monsterous can come out of something so cute is beyond me. I'm also shocked at just how much can come out of the little guy. I'm betting there's some sort of gate to the Abyss in his butt. And I'm betting it's only going to get worse when he starts on solids. On his 6 month birthday (a week from Friday) he gets his first taste of solid food - rice cereal. I fear the diapers to come once he's on solids. The light at the end of my poop filled tunnel is that someday he will be potty trained. The sooner the better.

So yeah, my day yesterday was filled with baby poop. When Rob got home from work we took my car out for a run. We went to the ATM so that I could deposit a check and get some cash out and then we picked up dinner at Boston Market. We headed home, ate dinner, watched Miami Ink, and had Big Brother on as background noise.

For some reason, Gabriel is no longer sleeping through the night. He's now waking up at least once in the night and being super fussy. Sometimes a bottle calms him down, sometimes it doesn't. I don't understand it. When he was super little he'd need to be fed at least once during the night. Then he started sleeping through the night (11pm or midnight to around 6am) just fine. Now he's waking up again. We really need to figure out what's going on because his waking up all the time is messing with our sleep something fierce.

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PURITY: 34% sex, 45% substance, 62% moral [44% total]

Well done! The higher your scores, the more "pure" you are. The lower, the more you've experienced.
This test was about done deeds, so your numbers will never climb. [It's interesting to think they all started at 100%.] But will your purity continue to fall? Will you OUTGROW or will you OUTDO your past experiences? It's up to you.

Don't date anyone if your moral purities differ by more than 30%.
Don't run a business with anyone if your substance purities differ by more than 40%.
Do be friends with someone who has less than 1/2 your sex purity. You'll enjoy their colorful company.

The 3-Variable Purity Test