Here is a list of all of the weapon donations I have received so far (without donor names). I think to make the Top 10 list I need more than 10,000 items donated. Oy. But, if I leave that button up there and if everyone who stops by here to read an entry clicks on the button and donates something everytime they read an entry (hell, if even half the people do it) it should be do-able at some point. Not soon, but at some point. And now, the list:

A Rusty Spoon
Thermonuclear Devices
Polish Penetrator (a la SWAT)
Grenades
Nuclear Warheads
Porcupine
Huge Ass Bombs
RPG
Distilled Crotch Sweat from a Professional Mexican Wrestler
A Dirty Baby Diaper
More Nuclear Warheads
Distilled Crotch Sweat from Sumo Wrestler
Massive Stored Poopchuck Poopage
Snail Graveyard from Balcony
12 Dozen Stinky Hardboiled Eggs
Automatic Nose Picker
Laser Sword
AK-47
Napalm
Poop Chunks!!!!!
Nuclear Warheads
13 Caffeinated Weasels