1. Do you like blue cheese?

I don't know, I can't eat it because I'm allergic to it.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?

No, I don't do drugs.

3. Do you own a gun?

No.

4. Your favorite song?

"Mad World" by Gary Jules.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Yes, very, but I only go see a doctor when absolutely necessary.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?

They're made from lips and assholes.

7. Favorite Christmas song?

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

8. Favorite soda?

Sarsparilla

9. Can you do push ups?

Um... no.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

My wedding ring.

12. Favorite hobby?

Gaming.

13. Secret weapon to get the opposite sex in bed?

I don't have one. I'm married and when I was single I wasn't having sex.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?

Nope.

15. What one trait do you hate about yourself?

My weight.

16. Do you like celery?

Depends on my mood, but a lot of the time yes.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?

When Gabriel decides to nap, I need to put the laundry away.
When the hell is Gabriel going to nap?
In 3-4 hours Rob should be home and then it's officially the weekend.

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday?

Coffee
Combos
Nothing else

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

Milk
Vitamin water
Special K protein water

20. Current worry right now?

Finding a job and having it be one I like.

21. Current hate right now?

The alarm clock.

22. Favorite place to be?

In bed.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?

Chilling out around the house with Rob and Gabriel.

24. Where would you like to go?

To bed and sleep.

25. Name three people who will complete this?

You.
That other dude over there.
Yo momma.

26. Do you own slippers?

Yes, and I'm currently wearing some blue fuzzy ones.

27. What shirt are you wearing?

White tank top.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

Nope, I prefer the jersey kind.

29. Can you whistle?

Not really.

30. Favorite Color?

Purple.

31. Would you be a pirate?

YES!!!!!

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?

I don't sing in the shower.

33. Favorite girls name?

Liliana

34. Favorite boy's name?

Gabriel

35. What's in your pocket right now?

I have no pockets.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?

Gabriel doing gymnastics on the living room floor.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?

Zebra striped.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?

The hip to hip gutting I received when having my c-section was pretty damn bad. Even now, two years later, I still have complications (and I will for the rest of my life). Fracturing my kneecap was pretty shitty as well.

39. Do you love where you live?

Actually yeah, I do.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?

Two. One in the living room and one in the bedroom.

41. Who is your loudest friend?

Probably Flor

42. How many dogs do you have?

None. Never have, never will.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?

I highly doubt it.

44. What is your favorite book?

"The Thief of Always" by Clive Barker. I'm also very partial to the "Incarnations of Immortality" series by Piers Anthony.

45. What is your favorite candy?

Rice candy.

46. What is your favorite Sports Team?

USC Trojans and any team from Chicago.

47. What song do you want played at your funeral?

"Dante's Prayer" by Loreena McKennitt.

48. What were you doing 12 AM last night?

Tossing and turning and wishing I could fall asleep.

49. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

"You have got to be fucking kidding me."

50. What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Not much, they taste like ass.