My Nana's alert and sassy and it seems that the hallucinatory side effects of the pain medication are now gone. She can't move her left leg much and she needs some sort of motor lift to get into and out of bed. She'll need to be able to get out of bed without the lift and with only one attendant in order to return back to the Sterling House.

Once again the Virgina has put her on a soft diet because they're a bunch of drooling ass monkeys. My Nana has a hard time swallowing pills (so do I, but I don't need a soft diet) so they put her on an soft diet. They don't understand the difference between swallowing a horse pill and swallowing food. In other words, they put her food in a blender before giving it to her. Their food is disgusting enough without being blended. She's refusing to eat any of it and my Uncle has been smuggling in food for her. It also doesn't help that her hearing aids aren't working, so she can't hear what people are saying. And if she doesn't understand what someone says, she just nods.

I also heard that it looks like she might be in thr Virginia until July. Ugh!

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Mayonnaise

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