I am really annoyed with our downstairs neighbors at the moment. As you all know, Gabriel is a spaz. He runs, jumps, bounces, plays, and acts like a three year old boy. Rob has spoken to our downstairs neighbors several times (they're really old - like late 80's and early 90's) and have said they're very hard of hearing and can't hear Gabriel up here. They've also said "boys will be boys" and to not worry about it. The have children and grandchildren and understand.

They've done really annoying things before, like having their guests park so far over the line that my car is blocked in the garage - but we've never complained because they seem so nice.

So, imagine my surprise when the woman below calls and acts like a total bitch. She calls and tells me that a noise complaint has been filed with management because of really loud banging *during the day*. She asked what this was. Um... Gabriel. She told me to make him stop it (how do you stop a three year old child from bouncing and playing during the day) because it was keeping her husband awake. He no longer sleeps at night, he sleeps during the day now.

Gee, I'm sorry that your husband is a fucking vampire and doesn't sleep like a normal human being, but why in the hell can Gabriel not be loud DURING THE DAY??? We keep it down at night and make sure to do our best to be quiet after 9pm or so. But now I need to tell Gabriel it's naughty to play during the day like a normal child?

Seriously, what the fuck??? It's daytime. Kids play. Stop being a crusty old cunt and have your husband sleep at night like a normal person.

Neither of them work anymore, so I know it's not that he's working at night. He just wants to sleep during the day. So Gabriel now can't have fun and play during the day.

Right now, I really don't like our downstairs neighbors and think the woman is behaving like a crusy old cunt.

How the fuck did she get our phone number anyway?

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