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So I was in a store today, jonesin' for an impulse buy. I saw a cute suede jacket and seized my chance. Oh how I fancied myself in it in the mirror. Just as I was about to snap decide, a creepy old homeless woman with a shopping cart and a hot pink fanny pack walks by out of nowhere and says,

"Hey, what happens when you gain weight? You'll get fat and it won't fit!"

Oh freaky lady, thanks for killing my buzz!!!

I bumped into her later on in the shopping trip just as she was taking off all of her shirts (she was wearing many). She grabbed a shirt from the wrack and put it on. She told me she had eaten too many cookies and got too fat for all her clothes.

Moment of zen brought to you by impulse buyers anonymous.

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2006-11-14 11:06 PM My moment of zen Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) Share on Facebook	So I was in a store today, jonesin' for an impulse buy. I saw a cute suede jacket and seized my chance. Oh how I fancied myself in it in the mirror. Just as I was about to snap decide, a creepy old homeless woman with a shopping cart and a hot pink fanny pack walks by out of nowhere and says, "Hey, what happens when you gain weight? You'll get fat and it won't fit!" Oh freaky lady, thanks for killing my buzz!!! I bumped into her later on in the shopping trip just as she was taking off all of her shirts (she was wearing many). She grabbed a shirt from the wrack and put it on. She told me she had eaten too many cookies and got too fat for all her clothes. Moment of zen brought to you by impulse buyers anonymous. Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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