The day has come. I have solved the mystery of why the Snarfer is indeed the Snarfer.

To catch those of you up, there is a woman in my office who has been hacking her brains out. She doesn't only do it in the bathroom or on the way, she does it ALL AROUND THE OFFICE. She's not subtle about her "dainty" hacking either. Therefore she has become my nemesis...THE SNARFER!


So, yesterday I bump into the Snarfer and we meet eye to eye...then I noticed something in her hands...a yoga mat! Ah Ha! In my yoga experience, it is my conclusion that through the cleansing of soul is done through appropriate stretching, breathing, and exhaling out any gunk that may be in your body. Apparently, the Snarfer likes her body to be cleansed all the time. So, that's it...I solved the mystery. I want my cookie!

It doesn't end here. The Snarfer decided to talk to me for the first time after that incident. I have this flashy light in my office my boss gave me that he got at a conference and she liked all the pretty colors. She said there was one just like it that she saw at Fortunoff. I saw the gleam in her eye and that was it.

I know now that if my flashy light is gone, we'll be having Snarf Soup for lunch!