i knew that would get your attention.

seriously though folks, i've never had a "bitch" dog before. i was told by a friend that if you bred your dog at least once, she would be bound to you like never before.

i was also told (and this was kind of the reason why i never wanted a female dog) that around six months, she would start the bleeding. she is now 10 months and i've never noticed it, but she does clean down there quite frequently so maybe that's what she's trying to "clean up."

so last night, when i took her out, the neighbor over the fence says "hi" to me and i hear a dog bark. i ask, is that your dog? yes it is. long story short...i took her over to play with the dog. he humped her about 4 times.

in 4 months we'll know. in the meantime, she just wanted to play (she kind of likes to beat up on other dogs...a bitch after my heart)...she was vicious...she just couldn't stop the humping, bless her heart.

male unfixed dogs will hump anything...good god, yasha humped sergei all the time and we had to constantly say "stop humping your brother" even though they were not linked biologically, it's not something you want to say.

so only time will tell. however wade assures me that we can take the puppies to the pier and make some money (he says $1000, and i'm not quite sure where he gets that figure.)

i'm not so sure. plus i'm planning on visiting my niece's wedding (my Sivi) by then with my dog in tow. i'd hate for her to deliver in a motel in maryland.

*sigh* lordy, lordy.