I was taking a trip down memory lane yesterday, driving the roads of the suburb where I went to high school, when I saw this campaign sign.

"Titman for Judge."

The candidate is David Titman, a local lawyer. I'm sure he has heard every possible joke about his name. Still . . .

"Titman for Judge."

My father was enchanted with a candidate in Delaware, an Asian-American man whose sign simply said: "Woo."

But still . . .

"Titman for Judge"

It's against the law to steal campaign signs in Maryland. But if dusk had been deeper . . .