I will begin by saying that I did, indeed, like the cold noodle dish. That said, I was completely appalled at the overpriced dinner we had yesterday. There was something wrong with every dish we had, usually caused by an ingredient not mentioned on the menu. Why is asparagus in sushi? *shakes head* I ordered a dish that involved baked lobster, mushrooms, and shallots. Nowhere did it mention mayonnaise. Did I ask for mayonnaise? I don't think so. The result was a tough, chewy creation (they managed to make lobster tough and chewy) with lukewarm mayonnaise on it. Eeeew! And the sushi with shrimp and cucumber. Doused in something like brine. Which soaked into the cucumber. Just...ick. I think I know why they call it Sushi Blues now, 'cause I got 'em bad.

In happier news, this is justice. I only wish the puppy had hit something more vital.

And why some people really shouldn't read the Bible without supervision. Ouch! Dad Tries to Circumcise Son.