I'm pretty well still disturbed by the BK and Hardees commercials (very happy men with those milkshakes...ick!), but the one that keeps recurring while I'm trying to read online is...well...ick!

We see a man in a bathrobe in this banner ad. He has an odd expression on his face, like he's just done something uncomfortable but is trying to laugh it off. He's holding a pair of red xmas tree ornaments so that they dangle in front of his groin. Red, ball-shaped ornaments. The ad? It's for a 'body shaver'. "Now you can shave all over!" it proclaims, while an uncomfortable looking man is showing us...red balls.

Y'know, ads may have been dumber in decades past, but man, I can take singing raisins better than that.