I have got this really time consuming table to create. It requires me to look up a local ordinance for all the counties in Oregon and look for a fee figure. This is intern work. My eyes are tired. I've not gotten any exercise in eons. Why can't I hand this off to someone eager to get something down on their resume?

The resume line would go something like this:

Intern to Graduate Student, University of California - Berkeley; did in-depth analysis of differences in local application of a state adopted ballot measure in terms of fee amount.

Who could say no to that?