1. Okay, so I'm Big, I'm Gay...but the Big Gay Comedy Sketch Show on Logo is almost bad enough to make be ashamed of both.

2. Frontline's "Bush's War" is truly, maddly, deeply disturbing. Falujah. What a nightmare. The Bush administration really has botched this thing seven ways to Sunday.

3. Blades of Glory is really not funny.

4. Even the risk of sleet in the final five days of March seems, well, just a bit like God is showing off.

5. Bill Maher and I both have hair that is too long to compensate for our hair loss. It is not flattering on either of us.

6. Fox News Chicago features people with very nice voices and very bad clothes who can't seem to read their teleprompters correctly, and when they do, speak mostly dreck.

7. Frasier in the final years...um...not so much.

8. The Bridgestone Tire commercial with the screaming animals...SO over it.

9. If the food at Olive Garden was actually as good as it looks on TV, I'd eat there twice a week.

10. The Enterprise Car Rental commercial where the son tells his mom the cars are "fitty" percent off is just sad.