Please Advise

Things are starting to get pretty dicey over here, in the midst of Apartment Search May '05.

It's ugly.

Everything is either

a)already rented
b)not furnished
c)$4000 a month
d)in the ghetto or
e)shared with a gay man

This is not working.

Could the good people of Washington D.C. please lower their rents and furnish their aparments? Please? Really? Why not? Come on!

I've gone on full-time apartment hunt today, and I'm getting nowhere.

Some woman named "Bonita" agreed to rent me her room in a building, but she told me to call her back at 7 p.m. because she's "got class, and is very low on minutes in the day-time."

She sounded strange and angry, and her real name is "Applebone Walker." What the hell is that?

I don't know if I want to sleep in her bed while she's away for three months. Creepy.

Dammit.

I need something now.

This sucks. Send help.

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2005-05-31 12:18 PM The Great Apartment Hunt Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (11) Share on Facebook	Things are starting to get pretty dicey over here, in the midst of Apartment Search May '05. It's ugly. Everything is either a)already rented b)not furnished c)$4000 a month d)in the ghetto or e)shared with a gay man This is not working. Could the good people of Washington D.C. please lower their rents and furnish their aparments? Please? Really? Why not? Come on! I've gone on full-time apartment hunt today, and I'm getting nowhere. Some woman named "Bonita" agreed to rent me her room in a building, but she told me to call her back at 7 p.m. because she's "got class, and is very low on minutes in the day-time." She sounded strange and angry, and her real name is "Applebone Walker." What the hell is that? I don't know if I want to sleep in her bed while she's away for three months. Creepy. Dammit. I need something now. This sucks. Send help. Read/Post Comments (11) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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