A lot of people have been complaining lately of a lack of new posts on this blog. Well, one anyway, but he posted like three times. And he's a giant douchebag. But anyway, I digress.

Why haven't I posted more lately, you ask? The answer: I've been drinking. Heavily. And I've never seen as many dead hookers in my life as I have in the past month.

Allright, now that all questions are answered, let's get down to the airing of grievances.

You know what pisses me off? Fucking democracy. Inevitably there's some problem with the ballots and nobody knows who's won for two weeks. And if you work in a newsroom, people don't stop calling in and asking who won. Did you read the paper, asshole? It says the resaults won't be determined until next Friday. Shithead. Click.

Why won't they be determined until then? Because of absentee ballots. Oh hey, uh, I can't so much as be in the right fucking country on election day, but can I have a ballot to vote anyway? I mean, what the fuck.

And I'll tell you what else I don't like - drive thru windows where they get your shit wrong. You know what I asked for, Wendy's? I said no mayo. No mayo. You know what that means? It doesn't mean put a bunch of fucking mayo on it. It means don't put any FUCKING MAYO ON MY SANDWICH, ASSHOLE. Jesus. Your job's not really all that hard.

Another thing that pisses me off - the declining state of American athletics. The USA basketball team can't beat a bunch of Greeks? FUCKING GREEKS? Basketball's not even offered there for kids. As we all know, Greek children play sports where they get naked and grease each other up, then wrestle around in the dirt. Whatever happened to the Dream Team?

And what's the deal with these "talkies?" Gone soon will be the days when the silent film was the world's greatest art form. A shame, really.

Fuck you.