Hasn't been a plethora of posts here lately, has there? That's because I've moved on to another top-notch site run with some other fine lads. We can post pictures much easier and stream video and shit. My posts are under "SN" Check it out: http://geekprospectus.blogspot.com/

Here's but a tiny sample. This is lifted from a post I wrote about how George Bush's future likely lies in viral Internet videos. One such sample:

The No Child Left Behind Child Leash

You can’t get a sitter to look after your kids but you need to go to the Wal-Mart for some Barely Edible brand budget food items. It’s not easy with seven children (your high school, of course, taught abstinence only; and you, being a whore, did not abstain). Enter the No Child Left Behind Child Leash – tether all your children together and you’ll be sure not to lose Kevin again.

Had problems in the past with one of the little ones (or chubby ass ones) not being able to keep up with the others? “With No Child Left Behind, your children will only be able to go as fast as the slowest one,” Bush says.

"No Child Left Behind will not be held responsible for the leaving behind of any children, and in fact, reserves the right to punish you financially should your children be left behind," the Micro Machines guy then says.