I sometimes like to check my stats to see who's linking to me and how people are finding this site. Usually it's something that has nothing to do with me but picks up one of my entry titles, like a search on "Sarah Jessica Parker" or "Voyeurism." Once in a great while, someone really is looking for me (it's hard to mistake "rachel +landis or +veskovic or +heslin" for something other than personal.)

Previously, my favorite search had been something about Zen and tuning a piano.

But it's been replaced. My new favorite search engine phrase that found me is "narcoleptic eisenhower."