Oh, all right. Here are the first lines of the first journal entries for each month this year:

January:
When introduced to foods that do not provoke a panic response, Hunter considers eating to be a full-body experience.

February:
So help me, I just added 17 different kinds of gourmet, looseleaf green tea to my Amazon wishlist.

March:
No dream is so lovely as the one that persists into reality upon waking.

April:
Just kind of hanging out at the computer.

May:
Article headline:
White House lashes House bill on stem cells

June:
It's not that Hunter's almost walking.

July:
Everything I say and do in Hunter's presence has an impact, one way or another, on his future.

August:
Proving that my need to help others sometimes overrides my common sense, I once again offered to help the Big Bear RenFaire.

September:
At work, I've been compiling and tracking grades of students for whom Healthy Start has provided services over the years to see if there's a measurable correlation etc. etc. and I started thinking about Hunter's future academic career.

October:
For all of us who have ever wondered what Stephen King's horror classic, The Shining, would have been like if re-envisioned as a romantic, feel-good family flick:
Shining

November:
My dearest Hunter,
If you wish to continue nursing, it behooves you to refrain from attempting to kick your mother in the head while doing so.

December:
(This entry is for my own future reference; I'm not expecting anyone else to care.)

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Personally, I'm amused by how little changed between January and November's entries.