Taken from a bunch of people:

1. Where is your cell phone? Purse.
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/lover? Persevering.
3. Your hair? Staticky.
4. Your mother? Complex.
5. Your father? Eccentric.
6. Your favourite item? Piano.
7. Your dream last night? Stressful.
8. Your favourite drink? Tea!
9. Your dream car? Hybrid.
10. The room you are in? Windowed.
11. Your ex? Ex.
12. Your fear? Incompetence.
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Lyrical.
14. Who did you hang out with last night? Poirot.
15. What you're not? Helpless.
16. The last thing you did? Queried.
17. What are you wearing? Alpha-Stim.
18. Your favourite book? Many.
19. The last thing you ate? Almonds.
20. Your mood? Contemplative.
21. Your friends? Distant.
22. What are you thinking about right now? Clouds.
23. Your car? Gas-guzzler.
24. What are you doing at the moment? Procrastinating.
25. Your summer? Short.
26. Your relationship status? Forever.
27. What is on your tv? Cat.
28. When is the last time you laughed? 10:14am.
29. Last time you cried? Yesterday.
30. School? Life.