My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: James Bond becomes a billionaire in the software market whilst running away from a rampaging flock of gerbils Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

No, I still don't have the book. I'm actually not interested in reading it (technically, I haven't "read" any of the books, since I've only listened to the audio versions) but will probably have to somewhere along the way just so I know what Shawn is talking about.