I may have posted this before, but I fully intend to blame my current illness and therefore absolve myself of any responsibility for the content of this entry.

Y'know how, when you've got a cold, you sometimes get a large pile of used tissues on your bedside stand, and, after a while, some of the tissues get pushed off by the others onto the floor. Do you know what those falling tissues are called?

Phlegmings.


*ducks*