Yes, I'm a diaper snob. There are only a few certain brands of diapers I like using for my Precious Babykins. My reasons for diaper snobbery have logical roots though. I don't like leaks, I like the stretchy waistbands, and I like velcro closures. Through trial and error, I have learned that Pampers Cruisers satisfy all of my diapery snobbish needs, followed closely by Huggies Supremes.

So, the other day I asked Jack to buy diapers when he was out running errands. Now, you have to understand that I have sent Jack to buy diapers many many times, and I know that I have to be VERY specific when I give him his instructions. I said, "Buy either Pampers Cruisers Size Three, or Huggies Supremes Size Three." (Yes, I said it in boldface.) I was very clear.

He returned with these.

Quoting from the website:

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Confort & saving!

The Unique advising diaper!

It's great absorbency capacity give total comfort for longer periods of time.

Because its anatomic design, leakage barriers, waist band, our exclusive wetness indicator system and low price. This is the ideal diaper for babies that need to be dry and comfort.

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(All typos and grammatical errors are Maxigel's.)

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