Okay, this is a fun meme that I stole from Maggie:

Type "(your name here) needs" into Google and post the results.

Diana needs to come over and turn my charming studio into a warehouse loft!

Diana needs a wealthy husband who can provide her with the high life she craves while sheltering her from the media clamor that follows her every move.

Diana needs to cheer up

Diana needs little introduction

Diana simply needs some information

Diana needs compassion and peace to come to terms with a very sad situation

Diana needs to go to the rest room (My personal fave!)

Diana needs to prove he's their man. (Although this one is pretty funny too.)

Diana needs to go back to the requirements group to clarify and improve the justifications in order to answer the questions of the CCB

Diana needs a chance to spread her wings

Diana needs to focus her ambitions

Diana needs more HUGS! (Awwwwwww!)

Diana needs to be nominated for the Kennedy Center Honors

And of course:

Diana needs to have you read her books