Instead she fell on some stairs and broke her left hip. She is now in Aga Khan Hospital in Mombasa, Kenya. Fortunately she has trip insurance to cover all of the expenses of getting her back to the states so she can get another bionic hip. (She had the right one replaced two years ago.) Unfortunately my sister is the one who gets to fly to Kenya...first class... to escort her back home... also covered under the trip insurance.

[petty]So. Not. Fair.[/petty]