So

I've been percolating a couple of "deep thoughts" in my head lately, but I think they'd take entirely too long to write out and I'm fairly busy today. So what's left is this, which is shorter and hopefully more interesting to more people.

Here's a fun excercise to get your mental juices flowing this morning! Rev your brain while learning some deep personal secrets about yourself.

1. Write down your age.
2. Add 3.
3. Subtract the number of teeth you have. (Fillings only count if you are older then 10)
4. add the contents of what you had for breakfast.
5. multiply by your checkbook balance as of your third birthday.(If you haven't had a third birthday yet, or you have no checkbook, put in a default value of $43.67)
6. divide by the number of memes in the phrase "Britney, Keanu, Ben and Jennifer drank Pepsi while driving a honda. Isn't it ironic?"
7. add 135.6 for each 12 oz portion of Mt. Dew you have drunk or plan to drink this morning.
8. 1/4 cup milk.
9. 1 teaspoon cinnamon.
10. divide into quarters.
11. Chill, serve with bacon bits
12. add the average rainfall of the amazon basin. (European Swallows, please)
13. subtract the original number you started with.

Well, how'd you do?

• 1: You come the raw prawn.
• 2 - pi: You're a cancer married to an Aquarian. Your oldest pet is a Pisces. Draw whatever conclusions about your immediate reaction to this information as you feel pertinent.
• 3.5 - 17: You will fight for bovine freedom.
• 20-350: You are average of all takers of this test. This makes you a mean person.
• 36-40: You are an inside joke.
• 355 - 412.6: Reply hazy, try again.
• 415-7: Yes.
• 18-19: No.
• Over 6,524,329.7477168: Math error. Try again. Count your teeth more carefully this time.

Spooky how accurate it is, isn't it?

Didn't get a solid answer on the test? Did you fall into one of the incredibly few "Gray" areas? Well leave me a comment with the value you got and an appropriate phrase (Or phrases, if you wish to have high cheeky bones.) Given enough interest, I'll add it to the test! Won't that be neat!