Really, don't do it. It sucks. I want those two hours of my life back, with a refund and interest. Instead of watching a really bad movie, I could have been doing something useful and far more entertaining, like giving myself a root canal with a rusted screwdriver.

The acting bites. The dialogue blows. The editing is atrocious. The main characters are cardboard-thin. The supporting characters are brutally annoying. The plot is sketchy. The gore is excessive, even for a horror flick.

And, to top it all off, it had a psychotic mullet-wearing people-biting kung-fu-fighting Hanson wanna-be who thinks people are pancakes. I kid you not.

Bleargh.

I think I'm going to purge this from my brain with a viewing of some far superior movies, like Freddy Got Fingered, perhaps with a side order of Blair Witch II. And then, if it's still not scrubbed from my mind, there's always Gigli.