Let's get a few things straight here folks.

I am not gay.
I am not Rudolpho the Leather God (at least, not anymore).
I am no longer a male prostitute.
I do NOT like big white assess. Tight black asses are another story completely.
I do not grow penis flowers, and even if I did they would not have blossomed completely yet.

This journal is now going to be work appropriate and G-Rated.

I hope you enjoy my Barney and my hamsters.