I got this from my wife, Jen, who got it from Brainsalad. And so it continues...

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Ten Things I Have Done That You Probably Haven't:

1. Walked from USC to Santa Monica. Ah, the good old days.

2. Sprinted through a mid-day crowd on Wall Street in Manhattan, at a full run, with fifteen pounds worth of packages on my back.

3. Played a troupe game of Mage on the top of one of the World Trade Center buildings.

4. Spent a week in Bolivia.

5. Played Lazer Tag in Times Square. No, not in the video arcades that surround Times Square. In Times Square.

6. Got stung in the ass by a bee.

7. Canoed down the Delaware River with one of my best friends from Brooklyn, Dave, and hit 75 rocks. We know, we were counting.

8. Got attacked and dragged down the block by a Doberman. That's the reason for my irrational fear of dogs. I hate 'em.

9. Lived in NYC for 18 years, then had to move to Los Angeles to get mugged for the first time.

10. Married Jen. She's mine! HAHAHAHAHA!