I can just imagine some of my teachers these days actually finding a copy of this story I am writing now and using it for their English classes or modern literature classes. Though I doubt they will use it because of the use of the word SHIT in the story.

Oh... my... GOD!

*DIES LAUGHING!!*

Nick, no one would use your story because it IS shit, you moron! *laughs her ass off* I can hear those teachers now...

"Nickolaus... such a pain, always sleeping, never learning..."

"I TOLD him to never write again, damnit! My poor retired eyes..."

"Nickolaus? Who's that?"


*continues to laugh* Oh boy... oh the EGOISM of the boy... too rich, really. And too stupid!