Your Score: English Professor

You scored 94 % reading depth, 93 % reading breadth, 93 % eclecticism - #CATEGORY#

You are a hardcore reader of texts popular and canonical. You may be an English teacher.

If you have not applied to graduate school, you should be conscripted.

Either that, or you cheated. But being willing to look things up and reason out the answers to some frankly vicious trick questions written by an admitted sadist is worth almost as much as already knowing everything.

Here, have your own whip.