A Vietnam-Veteran friend of mine, yesterday, because it was Veteran's Day, had a woman friend of his thank him, for his service in fighting for our Freedom.

Off-handedly, he replied, "Back then, I was so young, I thought that Freedom was NOT wearing any underwear!!!"

After a pause, he pointedly told his friend, "So... Enjoy YOUR Freedom TODAY!!!"

(Isn't it good to know that some jokes from the 60's never die?)