{I wish it were true...}

Eye widgets...

Right, yeah, think of it... eye widgets, so true.

Yes, each one produced locally, all across America!

Just think! The US economy could rebuild by producing widgets locally!

Local production of widgets, wherever possible, is, (or should be), greener than shipping widgets worldwide!

Let's have a Victory Garden on the White House grounds! (Figuratively and literally, what do you say?)

Let's widget here, and over there as well. I'll widget right under there and you keep an eye out for widget opportunities down the road...

Then we can all share recipes for our own personal favorite widgets so we can widget our time away! (All widgets are equal, it's just that some widgets work and some widgets need a little retooling...)

Now where did I put that eye widget I was working on?

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Dobe's reminder for the Thought Police:
"WATCH YOUR THOUGHTFORMS!"