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2003-07-09 1:51 PM Had to share Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: still a bit geeky Read/Post Comments (2) Brought to you by the wonderful craigslist "Best Of". I normally post with things of more substance, but KNOW that some of you programmers/developers may just get a kick outta this:
dude_style.css /* unrealistic basic requirements */ body { type: tall, thin, chiseled-features; looks: like-a-rockstar; background-color: #FFFFFF; } a { dynamo: inthesack; font-size: 20px; text-decoration: bold; color: #FF0000; } a:link { but: ready-2-settle-down; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } a:hover { been-there: done, that, jaded; text-decoration: underline; color: #000000; } /* additional unrealistic requirements */ .age { preferably-over: #000030; } .intellect { philosophy: yes; popscience4fun: yes; smarter: thaneveryoneelse; font-decoration: underline; } .art ( type: brilliant; frequents: galleries; not: just-on-weekends; familiar; artworld-politics; } .computeruseage { too: #00much; aol: would-die-b4-using; ethic: hacker; } .emotion { where: present; more: than-a-tin-cup; } /* its all so */ .simple { yet: elusive; i-give: #UP0000; } .but { i: am-like-this; why: cant-i-find-someone-like-this; } .whine { ok: ill-stop; } Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top |
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