I have a headache and my arm is bright green.

I have a headache most likely because I had a lot of caffeine this morning. (Drank a Rockstar and then had a coke with lunch)

I had a lot of caffeine this morning because it took me a long time to get to sheep and I kept waking up throughout the night.

I couldn’t get to sleep or stay asleep because my upper left arm was throbbing and hurt every time anything touched it.

My arm was hurting because yesterday, while making tea for company and for myself, I reached over the teakettle to grab something. The teakettle was still very hot because the electric stove doesn’t cool right away.

Steam is not my friend. Steam is, not surprisingly, hotter than boiling water.

Something not to get me on my birthday is a pressure cooker, because I’d probably kill myself with it by accident.

Oh, and my arm is bright green because the big red/purple burn has aloe on it.

It doesn’t look too serious, and I have had several opinions from others that it probably isn’t doctor serious.

I can see why some people would get tattoos, but branding, or anything that involves heat and burning skin, I’ll never understand.