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Oh My Gawd!
Okay, I swear, I'm in Bizzarro World.
We were watching "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance" which we've been getting a kick out of. I swear, they must have looked high and low for a woman with a nonexistant sense of humor, with a family so insanely stoic and controlling.
But this entry isn't about that show.
It's about the commercials for the three new reality shows brought to you by Fox.The three new shows that, I swear to God, were at one point in time ideas that someone came up with while making fun of reality TV.
Celebrity Spelling Bee The tag line was, I shit you not, "They can afford to get liposuction... but can they spell it?"
The Littlest Groom Because, as we ALL know, nothing is funnier than a midget, right? Well, this little guy, a little over 4 feet tall, gets to look for love among several midget women, and several women of normal height. Does size really matter?
Playing it Straight Where one hot chick is thrown on a show with 14 guys, half of them are gay and half of them are straight. She has to figure out who is who, pick one for herself, and if the one she ends up with is straight, they split one million. If he is in fact gay, he keeps the million himself. Allrighty folks, I finally found the reality show that I would have a SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL of winning. :)
I was looking for actual proof that these shows will indeed be airing, as well, during a prank show like "Fiance' you never can tell. While looking at the sites, I found out about another reality show.
The Swan On this show, 12 women, wallflowers and homely women, get plastic surgery and a full makeover compliments of the show and then participate in a three month transformation. On each show two women are featured and one of those is eliminated. The contestants are not permitted to see their new look until the final episode when a two-hour beauty pageant is held, and one of them is crowned "The Swan."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reading: Armchair Millionaire (and still finishing Venture Adventure)
Writing: Taking notes on several articles and whatnot that I have been piling up and throwing the articles away, finally, damn I'm such a packrat.
Exercise: Walked 3 miles on Saturday, in the sand
Recent Good/Bad Choices Good: the photo shoot
To Do List:
1. Finish organizing my stuff
2. Call Doug
3. Possibly more karaoke tonight
Okay, I swear, I'm in Bizzarro World.
We were watching "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance" which we've been getting a kick out of. I swear, they must have looked high and low for a woman with a nonexistant sense of humor, with a family so insanely stoic and controlling.
But this entry isn't about that show.
It's about the commercials for the three new reality shows brought to you by Fox.The three new shows that, I swear to God, were at one point in time ideas that someone came up with while making fun of reality TV.
Celebrity Spelling Bee The tag line was, I shit you not, "They can afford to get liposuction... but can they spell it?"
The Littlest Groom Because, as we ALL know, nothing is funnier than a midget, right? Well, this little guy, a little over 4 feet tall, gets to look for love among several midget women, and several women of normal height. Does size really matter?
Playing it Straight Where one hot chick is thrown on a show with 14 guys, half of them are gay and half of them are straight. She has to figure out who is who, pick one for herself, and if the one she ends up with is straight, they split one million. If he is in fact gay, he keeps the million himself. Allrighty folks, I finally found the reality show that I would have a SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL of winning. :)
I was looking for actual proof that these shows will indeed be airing, as well, during a prank show like "Fiance' you never can tell. While looking at the sites, I found out about another reality show.
The Swan On this show, 12 women, wallflowers and homely women, get plastic surgery and a full makeover compliments of the show and then participate in a three month transformation. On each show two women are featured and one of those is eliminated. The contestants are not permitted to see their new look until the final episode when a two-hour beauty pageant is held, and one of them is crowned "The Swan."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reading: Armchair Millionaire (and still finishing Venture Adventure)
Writing: Taking notes on several articles and whatnot that I have been piling up and throwing the articles away, finally, damn I'm such a packrat.
Exercise: Walked 3 miles on Saturday, in the sand
Recent Good/Bad Choices Good: the photo shoot
To Do List:
1. Finish organizing my stuff
2. Call Doug
3. Possibly more karaoke tonight
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