I was trying to find contact info for someone I haven't talked to in many moons. I may haver found her. As amusing as her stand up comedy is the fact that I have no earthly idea wheter this is the person I once knew or not. I'm thinking not, but she seems cool. I should probably go to sleep. I hope she emails me back, regardless.

In my opinion, there are few things sexier than a woman with a rubber chicken.