My first final, in Property, is tomorrow morning. I feel like I might vomit. Repeatedly.

I wasn't nervous until about three minutes ago. I'm also feeling a tingly feeling in my left arm. Perhaps my first heart attack?

If I'm going to have one, I'd rather have it before Friday. It'll sound that much more shocking if I have a heart attack at 27 then if I have one at 28.

That chocolate cake I just ate is dangerously close to resurfacing. If you'll excuse me...