If your plan was to have your girlfriend find your hidden chocolate chip cookie, give her a paranoid-girlfriend-with-body-issues attack, wait until she’d stuffed herself on a dinner of Tofurkey brats, sauerkraut, and french fries, sing her a little, “I have a treat for you, sweetheart” song all while dancing towards her whilst holding the formerly hidden chocolate chip cookie behind your back, and then “surprise” her with said cookie and make her feel Very Foolish Indeed, then your diabolical scheme has worked.

Well Played.

Regards,

What Cookie In the Freezer?