Dispatches from the City of Angels
I'm a writer and humorist living in and writing about Los Angeles. You can catch my novel LOSING CLEMENTINE out March 6 from William Morrow. In the meantime, feel free to poke around. Over at my website you can find even more blog entries than I could fit here, as well as a few other ramblings. Enjoy and come back often.
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"Taint what a horse looks like, it’s what a horse be." - A Hat Full of Sky by Terry Pratchett
"Trying to take it easy after you've finished a manuscript is like trying to take it easy when you have a grease fire on a kitchen stove." - Jan Burke
"Put on your big girl panties, and deal with it." - Mom
"How you do anything is how you do everything."
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When husbands go shopping
The number one thing you don't want to hear your husband say, particularly when you're about to host a houseful of people for Thanksgiving:
"Honey, I'm back from the store. I found toilet paper for $1.50!"
Wife: "Oh, god."
Husband: "No, no. It's recycled!"
Wife: (hangs her head)
Husband: "Don't worry. I checked for tree bark."
To my guests, I apologize in advance.
"Honey, I'm back from the store. I found toilet paper for $1.50!"
Wife: "Oh, god."
Husband: "No, no. It's recycled!"
Wife: (hangs her head)
Husband: "Don't worry. I checked for tree bark."
To my guests, I apologize in advance.
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