You know when you accidently leave a window open, and the family cat takes that opportunity to bring you a present? And by "bring you a present," I mean kill something furry and/or feathered, play with it until it resembles an extra from "Texas Chainsaw Massacre XXIII" and then drag it through the house, leaving a trail of carnage all the way to your favorite pillow.

Feline bragging.

'Cause let's face it. Fluffy is just showing off. I mean HE never gets his homework stuck to the fridge door. There are no gold stars on the food dish for HIM, so a cat's got to do what a cat's got to do. Ya know?

Well, this blog post is going to be something like that. You went and left the window open, and I caught the best mouse.

Wanna see it? Huh, huh, huh? Wanna see it? Here it is: http://sueannjaffarian.blogspot.com/

I have been linked! Super-fantastic mystery writer Sue Ann Jaffarian, who has been mentioned here in the past, gave me and my blog a very nice write up. "It almost made me pee my pants," she said.

Sniff. That's the nicest thing anyone's every said about me. Nothing says love quite like inappropriate urination. And I mean that.

Love ya, Sue!