Dispatches from the City of Angels
I'm a writer and humorist living in and writing about Los Angeles. You can catch my novel LOSING CLEMENTINE out March 6 from William Morrow. In the meantime, feel free to poke around. Over at my website you can find even more blog entries than I could fit here, as well as a few other ramblings. Enjoy and come back often.
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"Taint what a horse looks like, it’s what a horse be." - A Hat Full of Sky by Terry Pratchett
"Trying to take it easy after you've finished a manuscript is like trying to take it easy when you have a grease fire on a kitchen stove." - Jan Burke
"Put on your big girl panties, and deal with it." - Mom
"How you do anything is how you do everything."
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Is that celery in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I got a spam e-mail today with the following subject line:
"When a man walks down the street with something big sticking out of his pants, women unintentionally stare."
So true. There is almost nothing big you could have sticking out of your pants that wouldn't cause me to stare. Celery? Staring. Monkey wrench? Staring. Costco-sized bag of unshelled peanuts? Yep, staring.
Also probably laughing and mocking, which might counteract whatever Viagra/Cialis/Tiger spit you're selling. But I appreciate the chuckle nonetheless.
"When a man walks down the street with something big sticking out of his pants, women unintentionally stare."
So true. There is almost nothing big you could have sticking out of your pants that wouldn't cause me to stare. Celery? Staring. Monkey wrench? Staring. Costco-sized bag of unshelled peanuts? Yep, staring.
Also probably laughing and mocking, which might counteract whatever Viagra/Cialis/Tiger spit you're selling. But I appreciate the chuckle nonetheless.
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