Dispatches from the City of Angels
I'm a writer and humorist living in and writing about Los Angeles. You can catch my novel LOSING CLEMENTINE out March 6 from William Morrow. In the meantime, feel free to poke around. Over at my website you can find even more blog entries than I could fit here, as well as a few other ramblings. Enjoy and come back often.
Read/Post Comments (6)
Like me!
Follow me!
Favorite Quotes:
"Taint what a horse looks like, it’s what a horse be." - A Hat Full of Sky by Terry Pratchett
"Trying to take it easy after you've finished a manuscript is like trying to take it easy when you have a grease fire on a kitchen stove." - Jan Burke
"Put on your big girl panties, and deal with it." - Mom
"How you do anything is how you do everything."
Want E-Mail Updates?
Click here, type your e-mail address into the first field (for public entries) and receive an e-mail note each time a new blog post goes up. Absolutely, positively no spam. Promise.
911. What is your emergency?
Right.
So it's possible someone wearing my clothes* and bearing a slight resemblance to my person just super glued her fingers to a picture frame. It's also possible soap and nail polish remover have had no appreciable effect on the situation.
Advice appreciated.
* Investigations as to how such a miscreant and dunderhead might have come into possession of my favorite underpants are ongoing.
So it's possible someone wearing my clothes* and bearing a slight resemblance to my person just super glued her fingers to a picture frame. It's also possible soap and nail polish remover have had no appreciable effect on the situation.
Advice appreciated.
* Investigations as to how such a miscreant and dunderhead might have come into possession of my favorite underpants are ongoing.
Read/Post Comments (6)
Previous Entry :: Next Entry
Back to Top
